Evening. Today I bring you the truth...About Easter (guess what? It's just what the title says!). Since I was 7 and found out Santa was a drunken midget who slips into your house to watch your mom sleep in the nude, I've started to wonder about the whole "3 day respawn" thing. I mean, don't get me wrong. I think J.C put on a kickass magic show with the whole dying and coming back 3 days later. I wish I could pull something like that because, you know, the last dude to do it died nearly 2000 years ago and is still famous. I hear he has pointy hat fans too. Good for him. Anyhow, this oh-so-special time of the year is (supposedly) meant to honor that respawn delayer...Yet I never really got around as to why the hell everyone would tear apart innocent chocolate bunnys and feast on their remains. Until now. Yes, my friends, I've unconvered the mystery. Behold:
So now you know. I hope you will honor this saviour too.
Happy Easter, m'kay?
